Baby Mama
I look pretty good… for a grandmother. Madelyn received two babydolls for Hanukkah and has since taken motherhood very seriously. Sigh. There’s nothing like watching your daughter become a mother. Thankfully, the birth was easy, like tearing paper off a box, and there are no diapers to change because the fabric crotch is stitched on pretty heavily. The babies don’t sleep, but they’re also never awake, so ya know, Madelyn is a well-rested mama considering her two-week-old newborns in the house.
It’s actually pretty fascinating watching Madelyn mother the fruits of her… imagination. She talks in soft, playful Madelynese (Madelyn language) to them. And she pats their plastic-grooved hair with such toddler tenderness (read: like Ringo on his instrument). She carries them everywhere with her, never letting go, even if upside down. Her nurturing skills are so innate. I wasn’t there for one of the births (Bryan and I were out on a date when the baby was born/gifted by Mimi), but I was told that as soon as Madelyn could have skin-to-plastic with her new baby, she instinctively picked up the plastic pink bottle that came in the doll box/the hospital provided and brought it to the baby’s mouth for the first feeding. I know I’m a little bit biased, but holy mother of dolls, my daughter is brilliant.
I love watching her with her baby dolls. She loves to push them in the stroller and she even rocks them side to side and sings. Is this imitation? Is this nature? I don’t know, but it’s pretty effing cool.
Mother and daughter bonding with singing and laughter.
Baby Mama pats Baby Doll’s back to get a good burp out of her! All that air milk will really make a doll gassy…
“Gotta work off the baby weight with a run in the jogging stroller! We’ll take the route that goes from the mirror to the crib. No hills. All scenery.”
“Safety first! Buckle in baby and no one gets hurt.”
Hey doll, I just met you. And this sounds crazy. But here’s my Fisher Price Cell Phone. So call me, maybe?
Madelyn showcases her instinct: even when she falls off a padded chair that’s 7 inches from the carpet below her, she maintains her grip on her baby, never letting her get away.
As they say: It takes a village.
Madelyn puts her baby into a milk coma. Smart mama.
And then, just when I put the camera down, I put the video camera on to capture the ultimate bottle feeding. Rookie moms, take note: THIS is how to be a Jewish mother and make sure your child eats.
análisis de vibraciones
Sistemas de balanceo: esencial para el operación suave y efectivo de las equipos.
En el ámbito de la avances moderna, donde la productividad y la estabilidad del aparato son de máxima importancia, los aparatos de balanceo desempeñan un papel esencial. Estos aparatos adaptados están diseñados para equilibrar y asegurar componentes rotativas, ya sea en herramientas productiva, automóviles de desplazamiento o incluso en dispositivos domésticos.
Para los especialistas en conservación de equipos y los técnicos, trabajar con aparatos de balanceo es esencial para garantizar el operación uniforme y fiable de cualquier mecanismo giratorio. Gracias a estas alternativas modernas innovadoras, es posible minimizar considerablemente las movimientos, el sonido y la tensión sobre los soportes, mejorando la longevidad de componentes caros.
Igualmente importante es el tarea que juegan los sistemas de calibración en la soporte al consumidor. El ayuda experto y el conservación constante utilizando estos equipos permiten brindar soluciones de óptima excelencia, incrementando la satisfacción de los consumidores.
Para los dueños de negocios, la inversión en unidades de calibración y medidores puede ser clave para incrementar la rendimiento y rendimiento de sus aparatos. Esto es principalmente relevante para los dueños de negocios que administran modestas y pequeñas empresas, donde cada punto es relevante.
Por otro lado, los equipos de ajuste tienen una gran uso en el área de la fiabilidad y el gestión de estándar. Facilitan detectar potenciales problemas, reduciendo mantenimientos costosas y daños a los sistemas. Más aún, los resultados generados de estos dispositivos pueden aplicarse para mejorar procesos y aumentar la presencia en sistemas de consulta.
Las zonas de implementación de los equipos de balanceo abarcan variadas sectores, desde la elaboración de vehículos de dos ruedas hasta el seguimiento ambiental. No afecta si se refiere de importantes manufacturas industriales o limitados talleres hogareños, los aparatos de ajuste son fundamentales para proteger un desempeño productivo y libre de interrupciones.
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LMAO…I die.
Your posts are hilarious, and your daughter is ridiculously delicious. I would read ANYTHING you write…you are just so damned entertaining.